Monday, February 20, 2012

Where did the bible talk about Burritos? Why is mexican food so important in the biblical prophesies?

Dios mio.

Jesus was Latino, don't you know. Hence all the cool sayings en espanol. And the kicka** tattoos.

Vaya con dios.Where did the bible talk about Burritos? Why is mexican food so important in the biblical prophesies?
The swaddling clothes reference in the Bible brings forth images of nice warm things wrapped up, much as a delicious warm tortilla makes a burrito. Now normally one would think, "Why would anyone make a comparison to a delicious burrito to eating the Christ child?" but we also must remember, there is a LARGE portion of that population who believe in eating the body of Christ on the weekends, sometime between cervezas. Another reason it is so important is because images of the virgin Mary have been often sighted in many a tasty mexican food dish.Where did the bible talk about Burritos? Why is mexican food so important in the biblical prophesies?
Because I am half Mexican and like burritos...

Chile Colorado ftw!
Don't you know... Lady of Guadalupe appeared to Jesus' living 234643742685783th cousin with burrito in hand.Where did the bible talk about Burritos? Why is mexican food so important in the biblical prophesies?
I don't even think mexicans were hardly mentioned in the bible... let alone burritos. Rice on the other hand, was very important. And because of this we know that rice is the supreme food!
Mexican food doesn't appear in the bible, therefore it doesn't exist. That burrito you are eating is really Satan.Where did the bible talk about Burritos? Why is mexican food so important in the biblical prophesies?
You have been sniffing your cats behind too much.
THIS WILL BE THE THIRD TIME HE TALKS ABOUT BURRITOS.......



NO INTELLECT.........

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